June 2012
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fuckfuckfuck guys god dammit i was stupid and was wearing short shorts and forgot about my cuts and my step mom saw it and oh my god it’s just that period between when she tells my dad and he knocking on my door saying gently, “Can I come in?” Well your gonna come in anyways.
I hate going to malls because it’s just full of stores that are full of clothes that I can’t afford and/or look horrible in. I really just wanna wear those jean short shorts that the skinny chicks wear or a pair of those shoes “that are actually sandals”.
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>puts cream on legs
>tries to put on skinny jeans
wow
Netflix, you have fascinating suggestions.
aliveinabox:
denatious:
i like to think that the day i become an adult i will automatically stop using the word ‘like’ as a filler
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Anonymous asked: i think you're beautiful.
May 2012
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galifianafuck:
if there is actually going to be a zombie apocalypse i will:
take car
go to mum’s
kill phil
grab liz
go to the winchester
have a nice cold pint
and wait for all this to blow over
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himapapaftw:
i personally feel that every author that remembers to use lube in their smut fics deserves an award
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heysammy:
pizzaforpresident:
So in one week we’ve got three cannibal cases in Florida, a man spitting blood all over a highway patrol officer, another man disemboweling himself and then throwing his intestines at two police officers, and a woman beheading her infant and eating it’s brain…….
#quarantine that fucker jesus christ
brucebaanner:
remember the time you didn’t think everyone was gay
nope
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the avengers?
lindsaylohanthony:
how about the international justice league of super acquaintances
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Lonely as fuck guys. All my American friend’s don’t text me anymore because it costs money to text me all the way in Canada. Fuckin’ stupid.
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New otp, nick x tyson
I ship this
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I don’t get why my dad wants me to show my step mom my new longboard so bad. It’s like it’s such a horrible thing to not show her it. She’s been ignoring me for the past week while my dad is gone and now I’m apparently suppose to show her this longboard? She isn’t interested in what makes me happy, at least not anymore. She says she wants to be in my life and...
I never get asked these things. But fuck it.
1.Do you want a boyfriend or girlfriend?
2.When did your last hug take place?
3.Are you a jealous person?
4.Are you tired right now?
5.Do you chew on your straws?
6.Have you ever been called a tease?
7.Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
8.Do you cry easily?
9.What should you be doing right now?
10.Are you a heavy sleeper?
11.Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months?
12.Are you mad at someone right now?
13.Do you believe in love?
14.What makes you laugh no matter what?
15.Who was the last person you talked to?
16.Do you get butterflies around the person you like?
17.Will you get married?
18.When was the last time you smiled?
19.Does anyone like you?
20.Do you secretly like someone?
21.Who was the first person you talked to today?
22.Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
23.What are you NOT looking forward to?
24.What ARE you looking forward to?
25.Has someone of the opposite sex ever told you they loved you, and meant it?
26.Suppose you see your ex kissing another person what would you do?
27.Do you plan on moving out within the next year?
28.Are you a forgiving person?
29.How many TRUE friends do you have?
30.Do you fall for people easily?
31.Have you ever fallen for your ex’s best friend?
32.What’s the last thing you put in your mouth?
33.Who was the last person you drove with?
34.How late did you stay up last night and why?
35.If you could move somewhere else, would you?
36.Who was the last person you took a picture of?
37.Can you live a day without TV?
38.When was the last time you were extremely disappointed?
39.Three names you go by..
40.Are you currently in a relationship?
41.What is your all-time favorite romance movie?
42.Do you believe that everyone has a soul-mate?
43.What’s your current problem?
44.Have you ever had your heart broken?
45.Your thoughts of long distance relationships?
46.How many kids do you want to have?
47.Have you ever found it hard to tell someone you like them?
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I killed my butterfly already. I can’t cry. What am I doing, I don’t even know anymore.
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“Walk out onto your front lawn and face into the rain,
Shout into the wind...”
– Los Campesinos! - A Heat Rash In The Shape Of The Show Me State
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I want to sell my fat. Is anyone interested?